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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.30 07:58:00 -
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Best goddamn corp in the universe.
Been flying with Python for 2 years!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.03 19:14:00 -
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Is it wrong to adopt a Minmatar baby for the exclusive purpose of eating it?
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.12 00:50:00 -
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One at gatecamp, I stuck a thorax in my *****.
True story.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.13 19:16:00 -
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Our Alter-Ego corp Amamake Defense Force needs brave young pilots today!
Emphasis on the young part. Golden Helmets soft voice doesn't get me hard anymore. Need younger.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.26 09:23:00 -
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We are still looking for a few members who are experienced and can stand Bear Force One being played daily on vent.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.05 16:44:00 -
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We are still looking for a few more sexy pirates to join our ranks.
If you're sexy, please apply.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:04:00 -
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Originally by: OrAnGe MuFfInMaN been with em now for 2 weeks, and all im gonna say is 1 word
*****!!!
love the humor, love the fun, great bunch of guys
Holy balls I had no idea you could see the censored words while quoting.
We also have a free webcam of Lachesis's girlfriend.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.10 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet Up we go, to the top. We like being on top
No. IM the top. You're the bottom. Get it straight slave.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.11 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kakon24 haha baby jokes...how do u get a baby to crawl in circles? Nail one hand to the floor =D, whats worse then a dead baby? two dead babies =D, whats worse then two dead babies? three dead babies =D, whats worse then three dead babies? a dead baby nailed to a wall. 0_0
I don't see anything bad with any of those dead babies.
I see them as opportunities for Golden Helmet to loose his virginity. Dildo blasting doesn't count. Speaking of which, #7 is ready...
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.13 08:52:00 -
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My loins ache for fresh meat. Need more nubiles.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.18 04:06:00 -
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I hunger for more man love.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.19 16:07:00 -
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Come and join us to listen to Jaxxon's smooth jazz voice.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.20 06:54:00 -
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This is what some people think who APPLY to our corp. Gods only know what people who hate us think.
"...unfortunately, python is a joke around these parts, which was proven in the engagement moments ago...
...as far as cbs is concerned, still are some of the best pirates in eve...we wiped the floor with your faces until we started taking you into our fleets...you kids were a joke then and are a joke now."
love Volyte
By the way, we need more jesters.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.25 03:18:00 -
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The Python Cartel
90% Smack / 10% Skill (50% of that rumor)
Join the laughing stock of EVE, today!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.29 00:03:00 -
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BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!
Give me summer time love! Give me summer time love!
JOIN NOW!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.30 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us today! We floss everyday!
If that what you're calling Hot Dogging now?
We want more Euros and Aussies!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.02 17:09:00 -
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Did someone say, "Falcon PUNCH!"?
We are still recruiting! High priority on Aussies and Euros but if you're a freedom loving yank we'll take you too!
MORE MAN LOVE
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.05 06:02:00 -
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If you've ever wanted to truly see what man love is all about, join us!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.08 06:02:00 -
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Acceptance to the corp includes naked pictures of Lachesis.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.09 06:55:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Lars Lodar Acceptance to the corp includes naked pictures of Lachesis.
This is true
He's actually serious. It's a sticky on our forum.
Anyway my throbbing member desires fresh meat. Apply now!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.11 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet Need moar lemmings to throw on the fire!
Can we make sexy smores?
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.13 20:37:00 -
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Baby you are so good at getting me up.
Recruitment is still open.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.16 06:47:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us, we want to stick our special bits in you where it's warmest
Oh baby you're making my panties wet! GET ON TOP!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.20 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet We need fresh banana hammocks!
We can dip them in chocolate.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.22 08:49:00 -
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The Pen15 club is the best club.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.23 22:04:00 -
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Need more nubile boys for my collection.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.29 00:39:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us, we're the best!
I thought we were the worst pirates in eve?
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.05 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Lars Lodar
Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us, we're the best!
I thought we were the worst pirates in eve?
Yes, but ssshhh! It's a secret!
I don't know, I think the secret is out of the bag.
After all we did have BANE, Eternal Perseverance, Carebear Stare, and myself teach Python everything we know.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.07 01:37:00 -
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Erotic asphyxiation is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. It is also called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia, or breath control play. Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper. The erotic interest in asphyxiation is classified as a paraphilia in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association. Psychiatrist Joseph Merlino stated that it meets the criteria for a disorder "because it has the potential for lethality or serious injury."
We're also recruiting BTW
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